Pokud jste si n\u011bkdy domluvili rande prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm seznamovac\u00ed aplikace, v\u00edte, \u017ee se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t cokoli: od neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fdch okam\u017eik\u016f po trapn\u00e9 situace, ze kter\u00fdch by byla skv\u011bl\u00e1 epizoda komedi\u00e1ln\u00edho seri\u00e1lu.<\/p>\n
Tady se odd\u011blujeme 7 trapn\u00fdch (ale skute\u010dn\u00fdch!) p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f, kter\u00e9 se staly lidem na seznamovac\u00edch aplikac\u00edch<\/strong>. N\u011bkter\u00e9 jsou legra\u010dn\u00ed, n\u011bkter\u00e9 nepohodln\u00e9... ale v\u0161echny jsou 100% p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9.<\/p>\n "P\u0159i\u0161el jsem do restaurace a ten chlap m\u011bl svou matku, kter\u00e1 sed\u011bla u stolu. \u0158ekl, \u017ee chce 'v\u011bd\u011bt moje \u00famysly'. Myslel jsem, \u017ee to byl \u017eert."<\/p>\n "Spojil jsem se s profilem, kter\u00fd vypadal opravdu dob\u0159e... dokud jsem si neuv\u011bdomil, \u017ee to byl m\u016fj b\u00fdval\u00fd, kter\u00fd se m\u011b sna\u017e\u00ed 'testovat' fotkami jin\u00e9ho kluka."<\/p>\n "Fotky byly z roku 2008. Ten \u010dlov\u011bk nevypadal v\u016fbec jako obr\u00e1zky na profilu - a dokonce mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee jsem to byl jen j\u00e1, kdo byl 'kritick\u00fd'."<\/p>\n "Myslel jsem, \u017ee to bude lehk\u00fd drink. Str\u00e1vil jsem 2 hodiny poslouch\u00e1n\u00edm o kvantov\u00e9m podnik\u00e1n\u00ed a o tom, jak 'v\u00edra p\u0159itahuje v\u00fdsledky'."<\/p>\n "Online byl z\u00e1bavn\u00fd. Osobn\u011b byl jako NPC. Na v\u0161echno, co jsem \u0159ekl, odpov\u011bd\u011bl 'u-hu' nebo 'jo'. Nikdy jsem si tolik nep\u0159\u00e1l, aby p\u0159i\u0161el \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk."<\/p>\n "Konverzace prob\u00edhala dob\u0159e, dokud se nezm\u011bnila v prodejn\u00ed nab\u00eddku pro investi\u010dn\u00ed kurz. A dokonce poslal odkaz s kup\u00f3nem."<\/p>\n "Po 10 minut\u00e1ch u\u017e kladl absurdn\u00ed ot\u00e1zky. Zjevn\u011b si spletl seznamovac\u00ed aplikaci s jinou platformou."<\/p>\n Za\u017eili jste n\u011bkdy n\u011bjak\u00e9 milostn\u00e9 pot\u00ed\u017ee pomoc\u00ed aplikace? Sd\u00edlejte s n\u00e1mi nebo n\u00e1s ozna\u010dte @DateMobs<\/strong> v p\u0159\u00edb\u011bz\u00edch \u2013 jen nep\u0159edst\u00edrejte, \u017ee se to nikdy nestalo! \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n Mezi \u00fasp\u011bchy a ne\u00fasp\u011bchy mohou b\u00fdt seznamovac\u00ed aplikace dobr\u00fdm sm\u00edchem (alespo\u0148 pot\u00e9, co trapas pomine). Pravdou je, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee vypr\u00e1v\u011bt n\u011bjak\u00fd trapn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh \u2013 a to jen dokazuje, \u017ee jsme v\u0161ichni na jedn\u00e9 lodi.<\/p>\n Tip na z\u00e1v\u011br:<\/strong> Sm\u011bjte se sami sob\u011b, sledujte p\u0159\u00edznaky... a zkou\u0161ejte d\u00e1l. Dal\u0161\u00ed rande m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 (nebo v\u00e1m vyd\u011bl\u00e1 nov\u00e9 m\u00edsto na tomto seznamu \ud83d\ude02).<\/p>\n Kategorie Z\u00e1bava<\/strong> z DateMobs<\/strong> Je stvo\u0159en\u00fd k tomu: zasm\u00e1t se, odpo\u010dinout si a vid\u011bt, \u017ee v l\u00e1sce (a v aplikac\u00edch) nen\u00ed nikdo ve sv\u00e9 podivnosti s\u00e1m.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Quando o date vira hist\u00f3ria pra contar (ou esconder do mundo). Prepare-se para rir, se identificar e agradecer por n\u00e3o ter passado por todas essas. Introdu\u00e7\u00e3o Se voc\u00ea j\u00e1 marcou um encontro vindo de um app de relacionamento, sabe que tudo pode acontecer: desde momentos incr\u00edveis at\u00e9 situa\u00e7\u00f5es constrangedoras que dariam um \u00f3timo epis\u00f3dio de … \u010d\u00edst d\u00e1le<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":931,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entretenimento"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":932,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/930\/revisions\/932"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}1. Datum, kter\u00e9 vzalo matku<\/h3>\n
2. Fale\u0161n\u00fd profil va\u0161eho ex<\/h3>\n
3. Osoba byla o 15 let star\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e na fotografi\u00edch<\/h3>\n
4. Setk\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se stalo motiva\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161kou<\/h3>\n
5. Smrt\u00edc\u00ed ticho<\/h3>\n
6. Osoba se mi pokusila prodat kurz<\/h3>\n
7. Datum, o kter\u00e9m jste si mysleli, \u017ee je pouze pro fanou\u0161ky<\/h3>\n
Bonus: A co ty?<\/h3>\n
Z\u00e1v\u011br<\/h3>\n
Bavte se d\u00e1l<\/h3>\n