Yes, the sign has an influence (at least when it comes to jokes). Find out how each person behaves when swiping, matching and dating!
Introduction
If you've ever been ghosted by a Gemini or seen a Taurus set up a date just to have sex, you know: the sign gives everything away. At least it delivers some good laughs and some impressive hits.
In this article, we show you how each sign usually behaves on dating apps — from flirting to mysterious disappearances. All with humor, of course (but if it works, it's because it works 😅).
♈ Aries
Impulsive, direct, he invites you to join in on the first match.
Classic message: “Are you going to leave or are you just going to watch?”
♉ Taurus
He takes a while to respond, but when he does, it's for real. He prefers dates with good food.
Classic message: “Pizza or Japanese today?”
♊ Gemini
Three conversations at once, seven tabs open and the occasional disappearance. Charismatic, but unpredictable.
Classic message: “I forgot to reply to you, but look at this meme!”
♋ Cancer
You're already imagining brunch with your in-laws in your second match. Romantic, but sensitive to any sign of "vacuum".
Classic message: “Do you believe in destiny?”
♌ Leo
Profile with good photos, impactful captions and answers full of self-confidence. Loves compliments.
Classic message: “You have good taste, it suits me 😉”
♍ Virgo
Impeccable profile. Analyzes everything before responding. Objective answers, but full of intention.
Classic message: “Hi. I liked your profile. Can we talk calmly?”
♎ Libra
Cute, polite, responds with emojis and avoids conflict. May take a while to decide where to meet.
Classic message: “We can decide together what to do :)”
♏ Scorpio
Mysterious, intense and direct. You'll feel like you're in a film noir. It has seductive energy and enigmatic answers.
Classic message: “Do you have any secrets?”
♐ Sagittarius
Relaxed, loves to chat and flirt, but is hard to catch. Talks about traveling and laughs easily.
Classic message: “I'll do anything, except standing still.”
♑ Capricorn
Pragmatic, but when he decides to talk, it is with purpose. He values maturity and clear goals.
Classic message: “What are you looking for here?”
♒ Aquarius
Outside the box. Talks about quantum astrology, existential memes and politics in the same chat.
Classic message: “Do you believe in emotional freedom?”
♓ Pisces
Cute, emotional, creates imaginary scenarios with the match. Can get attached within 2 messages.
Classic message: “I dreamed about you last night, can you believe it?”
Quick summary
- 🔥 Most intense: Scorpio, Aries, Leo
- 🍕 Slower but more accurate: Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo
- 😅 Most absent or inconsistent: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
- 💘 Most emotional: Cancer, Pisces, Libra
Conclusion
Astrology is a joke with a grain of truth — and when it comes to dating apps, anything goes to understand the behavior of your matches. If you don't believe in the signs, at least you can laugh with them 😄
Final tip: You can't predict the future, but you can have fun while you wait for it to arrive. Swipe responsibly (and with your astrological chart up to date).
Keep having fun
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