Meil\u0117 ir humoras visada \u0117jo koja kojon \u2013 ypa\u010d pa\u017ein\u010di\u0173 program\u0117l\u0117se. Kiekvienas, kas yra naudoj\u0119sis \u201eTinder\u201c, \u201eBumble\u201c, \u201eHinge\u201c (ar bet kuria kita) program\u0117le, \u017eino, kad internetinis meil\u0117s gyvenimas prakti\u0161kai yra romanti\u0161kos komedijos scenarijus su dramos ir mokslin\u0117s fantastikos prieskoniu.<\/p>\n
Siekdami suma\u017einti stres\u0105 d\u0117l dingstan\u010di\u0173 rungtyni\u0173 ar keist\u0173 pasimatym\u0173, mes atsiskyr\u0117me 10 mem\u0173, kurie puikiai atspindi \u0161i\u0173 skaitmenini\u0173 amerikieti\u0161k\u0173 kalneli\u0173 gyvenimo realyb\u0119<\/strong>. Prepare-se para rir… e se identificar \ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n \u201cA gente se olhou, se curtiu… e seguimos nossas vidas sem trocar uma palavra.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Ir \u0161tai tu, labai stengiesi kaip stand-up komikas per pirm\u0105j\u012f pasimatym\u0105.<\/em><\/p>\n Conversa indo bem, a pessoa te chama de \u201cvida\u201d… e some pra sempre 3 minutos depois.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cModelo, advogado, viaja o mundo, tem cachorro… e s\u00f3 uma foto pixelada de 2013.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Matai, kaip ma\u017eas kamuoliukas mirksi 8 minutes, o tada... visi\u0161ka tyla.<\/em><\/p>\n Am\u017einas drungn\u0173 kalb\u0173 ciklas.<\/em><\/p>\n Ir tai yra tarp \u201epa\u017ei\u016br\u0117siu tik d\u0117l pramogos\u201c ir \u201eapsimesiu, kad nema\u010diau, ir persikelsiu \u012f kit\u0105 \u0161al\u012f\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n Astrologija pirmiausia teisia, o v\u0117liau u\u017eduoda klausimus \ud83d\ude05<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOlha esse match aqui, gente… n\u00e3o sei se \u00e9 golpe ou se \u00e9 o amor da minha vida.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Garsioji \u201evaiduokli\u0173 sutrai\u0161kymo kilpa\u201c \u2013 braukiate, kol apima neviltis.<\/em><\/p>\n Pa\u017ein\u010di\u0173 program\u0117l\u0117s kartais gali b\u016bti varginan\u010dios, ta\u010diau vienas dalykas yra tikras: jos sukuria geras istorijas \u2013 ir dar geresnius memus.<\/p>\n Paskutinis patarimas:<\/strong> \u012e visk\u0105 \u017ei\u016br\u0117k lengvab\u016bdi\u0161kai. Juokkit\u0117s i\u0161 situacij\u0173, pasidalinkite jomis su draugais ir prisiminkite: kitos j\u016bs\u0173 rungtyn\u0117s gali b\u016bti j\u016bs\u0173 m\u0117gstamo memo prad\u017eia... arba ka\u017ekas tikro.<\/p>\n Ar tapatinat\u0117s su kokiu nors memu? I\u0161si\u0173skite \u0161\u012f \u012fra\u0161\u0105 vieni\u0161i\u0173 grupei arba pasidalykite juo savo istorijose, pa\u017eym\u0117dami @DateMobs<\/strong> \ud83d\ude09<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Se voc\u00ea j\u00e1 levou um ghosting, teve um match esquisito ou mandou \u201coi\u201d e foi ignorado… este post \u00e9 pra voc\u00ea. Introdu\u00e7\u00e3o Amor e humor sempre andaram juntos \u2014 principalmente nos apps de relacionamento. Quem j\u00e1 usou Tinder, Bumble, Hinge (ou qualquer outro) sabe que a vida amorosa online \u00e9 praticamente um roteiro de com\u00e9dia … skaityti daugiau<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":929,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entretenimento"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":928,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions\/928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}1. \u201cMatch, mas ningu\u00e9m fala nada…\u201d<\/h3>\n
2. Kai biografijoje ra\u0161oma: \u201eIe\u0161kau \u017emogaus, kuris priverst\u0173 mane juoktis\u201c<\/h3>\n
3. Garsusis vaiduoklis i\u0161 niekur<\/h3>\n
4. Kai rungtyn\u0117s atrodo per geros, kad b\u016bt\u0173 tiesa (o taip ir buvo)<\/h3>\n
5. O desespero do “escrevendo…” que nunca vira mensagem<\/h3>\n
6. Kai atsakai \u201eLabas, kaip laikaisi?\u201c t\u016bkstant\u0105j\u012f kart\u0105<\/h3>\n
7. Akimirka, kai program\u0117l\u0117je pamatote savo buvus\u012fj\u012f<\/h3>\n
8. Kai pasimatymas buvo puikus... kol jis nepasak\u0117: \u201emano zodiako \u017eenklas \u2013 Dvyniai\u201c<\/h3>\n
9. Tas paveiksl\u0117lis, kuris atitenka draug\u0173 grupei<\/h3>\n
10. Jausmas, kai kasdien atidarai program\u0117l\u0119 ir matai tik tuos pa\u010dius profilius<\/h3>\n
I\u0161vada<\/h3>\n
Bendrinkite \u0161\u012f turin\u012f<\/h3>\n