L\u00e1ska a humor v\u017edy i\u0161li ruka v ruke \u2013 najm\u00e4 v zoznamovac\u00edch aplik\u00e1ci\u00e1ch. Ka\u017ed\u00fd, kto pou\u017e\u00edval Tinder, Bumble, Hinge (alebo ak\u00fdko\u013evek in\u00fd), vie, \u017ee online \u013e\u00fabostn\u00fd \u017eivot je prakticky romantick\u00e1 kom\u00e9dia s n\u00e1dychom dr\u00e1my a sci-fi.<\/p>\n
Aby sme zmiernili stres zo zmiznut\u00fdch z\u00e1pasov alebo bizarn\u00fdch d\u00e1tumov, rozi\u0161li sme sa 10 m\u00e9mov, ktor\u00e9 dokonale reprezentuj\u00fa realitu t\u00fdch, ktor\u00ed \u017eij\u00fa na tejto digit\u00e1lnej horskej dr\u00e1he<\/strong>. Prepare-se para rir… e se identificar \ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n \u201cA gente se olhou, se curtiu… e seguimos nossas vidas sem trocar uma palavra.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n A tu si, sna\u017e\u00ed\u0161 sa zo v\u0161etk\u00fdch s\u00edl ako stand-up komik na prvom rande.<\/em><\/p>\n Conversa indo bem, a pessoa te chama de \u201cvida\u201d… e some pra sempre 3 minutos depois.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cModelo, advogado, viaja o mundo, tem cachorro… e s\u00f3 uma foto pixelada de 2013.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Vid\u00edte, ako mal\u00e1 gu\u013e\u00f4\u010dka blik\u00e1 8 min\u00fat a potom\u2026 \u00fapln\u00e9 ticho.<\/em><\/p>\n Ve\u010dn\u00fd cyklus vla\u017en\u00fdch re\u010d\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n A je to medzi \u201epozriem si to len tak pre z\u00e1bavu\u201c alebo \u201ebudem sa tv\u00e1ri\u0165, \u017ee som to nevidel a pres\u0165ahujem sa do inej krajiny\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n Astrol\u00f3gia najprv posudzuje, potom kladie ot\u00e1zky \ud83d\ude05<\/em><\/p>\n \u201cOlha esse match aqui, gente… n\u00e3o sei se \u00e9 golpe ou se \u00e9 o amor da minha vida.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n Sl\u00e1vna \u201eslu\u010dka duchov\u201c \u2013 \u0165ah\u00e1te prstom, k\u00fdm v\u00e1s nezasiahne z\u00fafalstvo.<\/em><\/p>\n Zoznamovacie aplik\u00e1cie m\u00f4\u017eu by\u0165 niekedy \u00fanavn\u00e9, ale jedna vec je ist\u00e1: vytv\u00e1raj\u00fa dobr\u00e9 pr\u00edbehy \u2013 a e\u0161te lep\u0161ie m\u00e9my.<\/p>\n Tip na z\u00e1ver:<\/strong> Berte v\u0161etko na \u013eahk\u00fa v\u00e1hu. Zasmejte sa na situ\u00e1ci\u00e1ch, zdie\u013eajte ich s priate\u013emi a pam\u00e4tajte: v\u00e1\u0161 \u010fal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas m\u00f4\u017ee by\u0165 za\u010diatkom v\u00e1\u0161ho ob\u013e\u00faben\u00e9ho m\u00e9mu... alebo nie\u010doho skuto\u010dn\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n Stoto\u017enil\/a si sa s nejak\u00fdm m\u00e9mom? Po\u0161lite tento pr\u00edspevok skupine pre nezadan\u00fdch alebo ho zdie\u013eajte na svojich pr\u00edbehoch ozna\u010den\u00edm @DateMobs<\/strong> \ud83d\ude09<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Se voc\u00ea j\u00e1 levou um ghosting, teve um match esquisito ou mandou \u201coi\u201d e foi ignorado… este post \u00e9 pra voc\u00ea. Introdu\u00e7\u00e3o Amor e humor sempre andaram juntos \u2014 principalmente nos apps de relacionamento. Quem j\u00e1 usou Tinder, Bumble, Hinge (ou qualquer outro) sabe que a vida amorosa online \u00e9 praticamente um roteiro de com\u00e9dia … \u010d\u00edta\u0165 viac<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":929,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entretenimento"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":928,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions\/928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"pracovn\u00fd list","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}1. \u201cMatch, mas ningu\u00e9m fala nada…\u201d<\/h3>\n
2. Ke\u010f v \u017eivotopise stoj\u00ed: \u201eH\u013ead\u00e1m niekoho, kto ma rozosmeje\u201c<\/h3>\n
3. Sl\u00e1vny duch z ni\u010doho ni\u010d<\/h3>\n
4. Ke\u010f sa z\u00e1pas zd\u00e1 by\u0165 pr\u00edli\u0161 dobr\u00fd na to, aby to bola pravda (a bola)<\/h3>\n
5. O desespero do “escrevendo…” que nunca vira mensagem<\/h3>\n
6. Ke\u010f odpovie\u0161 \u201eahoj, ako sa m\u00e1\u0161?\u201c po tis\u00edcikr\u00e1t<\/h3>\n
7. V momente, ke\u010f uvid\u00edte svojho b\u00fdval\u00e9ho partnera v aplik\u00e1cii<\/h3>\n
8. Ke\u010f bolo rande skvel\u00e9... a\u017e k\u00fdm nepovedal: \u201eMoje znamenie je Bl\u00ed\u017eenci.\u201c<\/h3>\n
9. T\u00e1 potla\u010d, ktor\u00e1 ide skupine priate\u013eov<\/h3>\n
10. Pocit, ke\u010f ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148 otv\u00e1rate aplik\u00e1ciu a vid\u00edte len tie ist\u00e9 profily<\/h3>\n
Z\u00e1ver<\/h3>\n
Zdie\u013ea\u0165 tento obsah<\/h3>\n