Ak ste si niekedy dohodli rande cez zoznamovaciu aplik\u00e1ciu, viete, \u017ee sa m\u00f4\u017ee sta\u0165 \u010doko\u013evek: od neuverite\u013en\u00fdch momentov a\u017e po tr\u00e1pne situ\u00e1cie, z ktor\u00fdch by bola skvel\u00e1 epiz\u00f3da komedi\u00e1lneho seri\u00e1lu.<\/p>\n
Tu sme ich oddelili. 7 tr\u00e1pnych (ale pravdiv\u00fdch!) pr\u00edbehov, ktor\u00e9 sa stali \u013eu\u010fom na zoznamovac\u00edch aplik\u00e1ci\u00e1ch.<\/strong>. Niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa vtipn\u00e9, niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa nepr\u00edjemn\u00e9... ale v\u0161etky s\u00fa neuverite\u013ene zrozumite\u013en\u00e9.<\/p>\n \u201cPri\u0161iel som do re\u0161taur\u00e1cie a ten chlap sedel pri stole so svojou matkou. Povedal, \u017ee chce vedie\u0165 moje \u00famysly. Myslel som si, \u017ee je to \u017eart.\u2018<\/p>\n \u201cPriradila som sa k profilu, ktor\u00fd sa zdal by\u0165 pr\u00edli\u0161 dobr\u00fd na to, aby to bola pravda... a\u017e k\u00fdm som si neuvedomila, \u017ee sa ma m\u00f4j b\u00fdval\u00fd sna\u017e\u00ed \u2018otestova\u0165\u2019 fotkami in\u00e9ho chlapa.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cFotky boli z roku 2008. T\u00e1 osoba v\u00f4bec nevyzerala ako profilov\u00e9 fotky \u2013 a dokonca mi povedala, \u017ee som \u2018prieber\u010div\u00e1\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMyslel som si, \u017ee to bude \u013eahk\u00fd n\u00e1poj. Str\u00e1vil som 2 hodiny po\u010d\u00favan\u00edm predn\u00e1\u0161ok o kvantovom podnikan\u00ed a o tom, ako \u2018viera pri\u0165ahuje v\u00fdsledky\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOnline bol z\u00e1bavn\u00fd. V skuto\u010dnosti p\u00f4sobil ako NPC. Na v\u0161etko, \u010do som povedal, odpovedal \u2018aha\u2019 alebo \u2018\u00e1no\u2019. Nikdy som tak ve\u013emi nechcel, aby pri\u0161iel \u010da\u0161n\u00edk.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cKonverz\u00e1cia prebiehala dobre, a\u017e k\u00fdm sa nezmenila na predajn\u00fa prezent\u00e1ciu investi\u010dn\u00e9ho kurzu. A dokonca poslal odkaz s kup\u00f3nom.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cPo 10 min\u00fatach u\u017e kl\u00e1dol absurdn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky. Je zrejm\u00e9, \u017ee si pom\u00fdlil zoznamovaciu aplik\u00e1ciu s inou platformou.\u201d<\/p>\n Za\u017eili ste niekedy nejak\u00e9 romantick\u00e9 probl\u00e9my prameniace z aplik\u00e1cie? Pode\u013ete sa s nami o svoj pr\u00edbeh alebo n\u00e1s ozna\u010dte! @DateMobs<\/strong> V na\u0161ich pr\u00edbehoch \u2014 len netv\u00e1rte, \u017ee sa to nikdy nestalo! \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n Medzi \u00faspechmi aj katastrofami, zoznamovacie aplik\u00e1cie poskytuj\u00fa ve\u013ea z\u00e1bavy (aspo\u0148 po pominut\u00ed po\u010diato\u010dnej tr\u00e1pnosti). Pravdou je, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1 nejak\u00fd tr\u00e1pny pr\u00edbeh \u2013 a to len dokazuje, \u017ee sme v\u0161etci na jednej lodi.<\/p>\n Tip na z\u00e1ver:<\/strong> Zasmej sa s\u00e1m na sebe, v\u0161\u00edmaj si sign\u00e1ly... a sk\u00fa\u0161aj to \u010falej. \u010eal\u0161ie rande by mohlo by\u0165 \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 (alebo by ti mohlo prinies\u0165 nov\u00e9 miesto na tomto zozname \ud83d\ude02).<\/p>\n Kateg\u00f3ria Z\u00e1bava<\/strong> z DateMobs<\/strong> Je to stvoren\u00e9 na toto: zasmia\u0165 sa, relaxova\u0165 a vidie\u0165, \u017ee v l\u00e1ske (a na zoznamovac\u00edch aplik\u00e1ci\u00e1ch) nie je nikto s\u00e1m so svojimi bizarn\u00fdmi z\u00e1\u017eitkami.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Quando o date vira hist\u00f3ria pra contar (ou esconder do mundo). Prepare-se para rir, se identificar e agradecer por n\u00e3o ter passado por todas essas. 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Rande, ktor\u00e9 odviezlo mamu<\/h3>\n
2. Falo\u0161n\u00fd profil v\u00e1\u0161ho vlastn\u00e9ho b\u00fdval\u00e9ho partnera<\/h3>\n
3. Osoba bola o 15 rokov star\u0161ia ako na fotografi\u00e1ch.<\/h3>\n
4. Stretnutie, ktor\u00e9 sa zmenilo na motiva\u010dn\u00fd prejav<\/h3>\n
5. Smrte\u013en\u00e9 ticho<\/h3>\n
6. Osoba sa mi sna\u017eila preda\u0165 kurz<\/h3>\n
7. Rande, o ktorom som si myslel, \u017ee je na OnlyFans<\/h3>\n
Bonus: A vy?<\/h3>\n
Z\u00e1ver<\/h3>\n
Bav sa \u010falej<\/h3>\n