{"id":926,"date":"2025-03-22T12:48:40","date_gmt":"2025-03-22T12:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/?p=926"},"modified":"2025-03-22T12:49:56","modified_gmt":"2025-03-22T12:49:56","slug":"10-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%98%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%83-%d1%99%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%99%d1%83","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/datemobs.com\/sr\/10-%d0%bc%d0%b5%d0%bc%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%b0-%d0%ba%d0%be%d1%98%d0%b8-%d0%b4%d0%b5%d1%84%d0%b8%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%88%d1%83-%d1%99%d1%83%d0%b1%d0%b0%d0%b2%d0%bd%d0%b8-%d0%b6%d0%b8%d0%b2%d0%be%d1%82-%d1%99%d1%83\/","title":{"rendered":"10 \u043c\u0435\u043c\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u043a\u043e\u0458\u0438 \u0434\u0435\u0444\u0438\u043d\u0438\u0448\u0443 \u0459\u0443\u0431\u0430\u0432\u043d\u0435 \u0436\u0438\u0432\u043e\u0442\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0441\u043d\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u0430\u043f\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0435 \u0437\u0430 \u0443\u043f\u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0432\u0430\u045a\u0435"},"content":{"rendered":"

Se voc\u00ea j\u00e1 levou um ghosting, teve um match esquisito ou mandou \u201coi\u201d e foi ignorado… este post \u00e9 pra voc\u00ea.<\/h2>\n

\u0423\u0432\u043e\u0434<\/h3>\n

\u0409\u0443\u0431\u0430\u0432 \u0438 \u0445\u0443\u043c\u043e\u0440 \u0441\u0443 \u0443\u0432\u0435\u043a \u0438\u0448\u043b\u0438 \u0440\u0443\u043a\u0443 \u043f\u043e\u0434 \u0440\u0443\u043a\u0443 \u2014 \u043f\u043e\u0441\u0435\u0431\u043d\u043e \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043f\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0430\u043c\u0430 \u0437\u0430 \u0443\u043f\u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0432\u0430\u045a\u0435. \u0421\u0432\u0430\u043a\u043e \u043a\u043e \u0458\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043e Tinder, Bumble, Hinge (\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0431\u0438\u043b\u043e \u043a\u043e\u0458\u0443 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u0443) \u0437\u043d\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u0458\u0435 \u0459\u0443\u0431\u0430\u0432\u043d\u0438 \u0436\u0438\u0432\u043e\u0442 \u043d\u0430 \u043c\u0440\u0435\u0436\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u043a\u0442\u0438\u0447\u043d\u043e \u0440\u043e\u043c\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0438\u0447\u043d\u0430 \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0435\u0434\u0438\u0458\u0430 \u0441\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0441\u0430\u043c\u0430 \u0434\u0440\u0430\u043c\u0435 \u0438 \u043d\u0430\u0443\u0447\u043d\u0435 \u0444\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0435.<\/p>\n

\u0414\u0430 \u0431\u0438\u0441\u043c\u043e \u0443\u0431\u043b\u0430\u0436\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0435\u0441 \u0437\u0431\u043e\u0433 \u043d\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0458\u0430\u045a\u0430 \u043c\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0432\u0430 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0431\u0438\u0437\u0430\u0440\u043d\u0438\u0445 \u0434\u0430\u0442\u0443\u043c\u0430, \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0434\u0432\u043e\u0458\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0441\u043c\u043e \u0441\u0435 10 \u043c\u0435\u043c\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u043a\u043e\u0458\u0438 \u0441\u0430\u0432\u0440\u0448\u0435\u043d\u043e \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0434\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u0459\u0430\u0458\u0443 \u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442 \u043e\u043d\u0438\u0445 \u043a\u043e\u0458\u0438 \u0436\u0438\u0432\u0435 \u043e\u0432\u0430\u0458 \u0434\u0438\u0433\u0438\u0442\u0430\u043b\u043d\u0438 \u0440\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0440\u043a\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0435\u0440<\/strong>. Prepare-se para rir… e se identificar \ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n

1. \u201cMatch, mas ningu\u00e9m fala nada…\u201d<\/h3>\n

\u201cA gente se olhou, se curtiu… e seguimos nossas vidas sem trocar uma palavra.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

2. \u041a\u0430\u0434\u0430 \u0443 \u0431\u0438\u043e\u0433\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0438\u0458\u0438 \u043f\u0438\u0448\u0435: \u201e\u0422\u0440\u0430\u0436\u0438\u043c \u043d\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0433\u0430 \u043a\u043e \u043c\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0441\u043c\u0435\u0458\u0435\u201c<\/h3>\n

\u0418 \u0435\u0432\u043e \u0442\u0435, \u0442\u0440\u0443\u0434\u0438\u0448 \u0441\u0435 \u043a\u0430\u043e \u0441\u0442\u0435\u043d\u0434\u0430\u043f \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0438\u0447\u0430\u0440 \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0432\u043e\u043c \u0441\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u043a\u0443.<\/em><\/p>\n

3. \u0427\u0443\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043e \u043f\u043e\u0458\u0430\u0432\u0459\u0438\u0432\u0430\u045a\u0435 \u0434\u0443\u0445\u043e\u0432\u0430 \u043d\u0438\u043e\u0442\u043a\u0443\u0434\u0430<\/h3>\n

Conversa indo bem, a pessoa te chama de \u201cvida\u201d… e some pra sempre 3 minutos depois.<\/em><\/p>\n

4. \u041a\u0430\u0434\u0430 \u0441\u0435 \u043c\u0435\u0447 \u0447\u0438\u043d\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0432\u0438\u0448\u0435 \u0434\u043e\u0431\u0440\u0438\u043c \u0434\u0430 \u0431\u0438 \u0431\u0438\u043e \u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043d\u0438\u0442 (\u0430 \u0431\u0438\u043e \u0458\u0435)<\/h3>\n

\u201cModelo, advogado, viaja o mundo, tem cachorro… e s\u00f3 uma foto pixelada de 2013.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

5. O desespero do “escrevendo…” que nunca vira mensagem<\/h3>\n

\u0412\u0438\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043a\u0430\u043a\u043e \u043c\u0430\u043b\u0430 \u043b\u043e\u043f\u0442\u0438\u0446\u0430 \u0442\u0440\u0435\u043f\u045b\u0435 8 \u043c\u0438\u043d\u0443\u0442\u0430, \u0430 \u043e\u043d\u0434\u0430\u2026 \u043f\u043e\u0442\u043f\u0443\u043d\u0430 \u0442\u0438\u0448\u0438\u043d\u0430.<\/em><\/p>\n

6. \u041a\u0430\u0434\u0430 \u043e\u0434\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0448 \u201e\u0445\u0435\u0458, \u043a\u0430\u043a\u043e \u0441\u0438?\u201c \u043f\u043e \u0445\u0438\u0459\u0430\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0438 \u043f\u0443\u0442<\/h3>\n

\u0412\u0435\u0447\u043d\u0438 \u0446\u0438\u043a\u043b\u0443\u0441 \u043c\u043b\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0433 \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0430.<\/em><\/p>\n

7. \u0422\u0440\u0435\u043d\u0443\u0442\u0430\u043a \u043a\u0430\u0434\u0430 \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0433 \u0431\u0438\u0432\u0448\u0435\u0433 \u043f\u0430\u0440\u0442\u043d\u0435\u0440\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0430\u043f\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0438<\/h3>\n

\u0418 \u0442\u043e \u0458\u0435 \u0438\u0437\u043c\u0435\u0452\u0443 \u201e\u0413\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0430\u045b\u0443 \u0433\u0430 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e \u0437\u0430\u0431\u0430\u0432\u0435 \u0440\u0430\u0434\u0438\u201c \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u201e\u041f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u045b\u0443 \u0441\u0435 \u0434\u0430 \u0433\u0430 \u043d\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043c \u0432\u0438\u0434\u0435\u043e \u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0441\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0442\u0438 \u0441\u0435 \u0443 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u0443 \u0437\u0435\u043c\u0459\u0443\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

8. \u041a\u0430\u0434\u0430 \u0458\u0435 \u0441\u0430\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0430\u043a \u0431\u0438\u043e \u0441\u0458\u0430\u0458\u0430\u043d... \u0434\u043e\u043a \u043d\u0438\u0458\u0435 \u0440\u0435\u043a\u0430\u043e \u201e\u043c\u043e\u0458 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a \u0441\u0443 \u0411\u043b\u0438\u0437\u0430\u043d\u0446\u0438\u201c<\/h3>\n

\u0410\u0441\u0442\u0440\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0433\u0438\u0458\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0432\u043e \u0441\u0443\u0434\u0438, \u043f\u0430 \u043e\u043d\u0434\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u0459\u0430 \u043f\u0438\u0442\u0430\u045a\u0430 \ud83d\ude05<\/em><\/p>\n

9. \u0422\u0430\u0458 \u043e\u0442\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043a \u043a\u043e\u0458\u0438 \u0438\u0434\u0435 \u0433\u0440\u0443\u043f\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0458\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0459\u0430<\/h3>\n

\u201cOlha esse match aqui, gente… n\u00e3o sei se \u00e9 golpe ou se \u00e9 o amor da minha vida.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

10. \u041e\u0441\u0435\u045b\u0430\u0458 \u043e\u0442\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0430\u045a\u0430 \u0430\u043f\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0435 \u0441\u0432\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0433 \u0434\u0430\u043d\u0430 \u0438 \u0432\u0438\u0452\u0435\u045a\u0430 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e \u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u0445 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0444\u0438\u043b\u0430<\/h3>\n

\u0427\u0443\u0432\u0435\u043d\u0430 \u201e\u043f\u0435\u0442\u0459\u0430 \u0437\u0433\u045a\u0435\u0447\u0435\u045a\u0430 \u0434\u0443\u0445\u043e\u0432\u0430\u201c \u2014 \u043f\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043b\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0441\u0442\u043e\u043c \u0434\u043e\u043a \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u043d\u0435 \u043e\u0431\u0443\u0437\u043c\u0435 \u043e\u0447\u0430\u0458.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0417\u0430\u043a\u0459\u0443\u0447\u0430\u043a<\/h3>\n

\u0410\u043f\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0435 \u0437\u0430 \u0443\u043f\u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0432\u0430\u045a\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043d\u0435\u043a\u0430\u0434 \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443 \u0431\u0438\u0442\u0438 \u0437\u0430\u043c\u043e\u0440\u043d\u0435, \u0430\u043b\u0438 \u0458\u0435\u0434\u043d\u043e \u0458\u0435 \u0441\u0438\u0433\u0443\u0440\u043d\u043e: \u043e\u043d\u0435 \u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430\u0440\u0430\u0458\u0443 \u0434\u043e\u0431\u0440\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0447\u0435 \u2014 \u0438 \u0458\u043e\u0448 \u0431\u043e\u0459\u0435 \u043c\u0435\u043c\u043e\u0432\u0435.<\/p>\n

\u0417\u0430\u0432\u0440\u0448\u043d\u0438 \u0441\u0430\u0432\u0435\u0442:<\/strong> \u0421\u0432\u0435 \u0441\u0445\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u043e\u043b\u0430\u043a\u043e. \u0421\u043c\u0435\u0458\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0435 \u0441\u0438\u0442\u0443\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0458\u0430\u043c\u0430, \u0434\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0442\u0435 \u0441\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0458\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0459\u0438\u043c\u0430 \u0438 \u0437\u0430\u043f\u0430\u043c\u0442\u0438\u0442\u0435: \u0432\u0430\u0448 \u0441\u043b\u0435\u0434\u0435\u045b\u0438 \u043c\u0435\u0447 \u0431\u0438 \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0430\u043e \u0431\u0438\u0442\u0438 \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0430\u043a \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0435\u0433 \u043e\u043c\u0438\u0459\u0435\u043d\u043e\u0433 \u043c\u0435\u043c\u0430... \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043d\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0433 \u0441\u0442\u0432\u0430\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0433.<\/p>\n

\u041f\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u043e\u0432\u0430\u0458 \u0441\u0430\u0434\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0458<\/h3>\n

\u0414\u0430 \u043b\u0438 \u0441\u0438 \u0441\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0438\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043e\/\u043b\u0430 \u0441\u0430 \u043d\u0435\u043a\u0438\u043c \u043c\u0435\u043c\u043e\u043c? \u041f\u043e\u0448\u0430\u0459\u0438 \u043e\u0432\u0443 \u043e\u0431\u0458\u0430\u0432\u0443 \u0433\u0440\u0443\u043f\u0438 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u0430\u0446\u0430 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0458\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0458\u0438\u043c \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0447\u0430\u043c\u0430 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u043e \u0448\u0442\u043e \u045b\u0435\u0448 \u0433\u0430 \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0442\u0438. @DateMobs<\/strong> \ud83d\ude09<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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